Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.

Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.

Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."