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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
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Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
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☻FRIENDSHIP TEST...
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your
determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation
in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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A true luv is gentle and sharing
A true luv is never not caring.
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Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?
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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.
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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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