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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Landlords do it the 1st of every month

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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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I want to give myself to you. Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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