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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.

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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

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