"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."

Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We got off the Titanic first.