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When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

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C++ Programmer: If {you love(m_she)} {m_she.free}( ); } else { if m_she = = null} m_she = new .she};

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Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

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I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

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Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

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You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...

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A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.

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