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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.

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Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

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Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Landlords do it the 1st of every month

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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

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FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

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"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."

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Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

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