To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

Finance Expert: If you love someone, set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans, If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."