Never get involved with a married man -- you already know he is a liar and a cheat.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

No sex with anyone in the same office.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.