"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the
greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
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Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
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Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon
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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!
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"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"
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Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer
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