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Animal Rights activist: If you love someone, set her free In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free

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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

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7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

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A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

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• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

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MAN.SYS found execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)

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