Animal Rights activist:
If you love someone, set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free
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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
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"True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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A true luv is patient and understanding
A true luv is never demanding.
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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky
would be in the palm of my hand."
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• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'
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MAN.SYS found
execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)
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