A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Bankers do it with interest

I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

Does your name begin with: S For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private and sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game. You take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving, often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

• Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming

• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open