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Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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PRICELESS GIFT FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

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COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

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"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."

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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."

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