"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"

C++ Programmer: If {you love(m_she)} {m_she.free}( ); } else { if m_she = = null} m_she = new .she};

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

Does your name begin with: K You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving , often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do