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Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad. Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.

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A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

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You're sweeter than glucose.

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Ä Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!

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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad. Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.

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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

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