Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
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If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Patient:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gas attendants pump all day
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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.
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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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