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Bill Gates: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.

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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."

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OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

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What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

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A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.

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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

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