Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.