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# I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.
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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.
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• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
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I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.
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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?
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Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!
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F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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