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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."
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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
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"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."
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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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