A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha..... Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha ..... Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.....

Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life. Thanks!

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast