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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

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I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

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Pessimist : If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

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"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.

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OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

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No sex with anyone in the same office.

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