I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.
|
| Refer this � |
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
|
| Refer this � |
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
|
| Refer this � |
"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."
|
| Refer this � |
"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
|
| Refer this � |
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
|
| Refer this � |
Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."
|
| Refer this � |
Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
|
| Refer this � |
A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do,
but rarely what you want it to do
|
| Refer this � |
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
|
| Refer this � |
What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.
|
| Refer this � |
.jpg)
