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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
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• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."
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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.
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Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare,
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
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Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!
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