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Men are like computers...
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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Over possessive person:
If you love somebody,
Never set her free
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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
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A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.
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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."
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Pessimist :
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
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ä Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in
my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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Rhett Butler:
If you love someone, set YOURSELF free,
If she asks you why
Say you don’t give a damn.
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# Love is when a wife makes coffee for her husband and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.
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