"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

"Don't forget to love yourself."

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

You're sweeter than glucose.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.