Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.
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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
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"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
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"Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it."
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Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!
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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.
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ä Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it
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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
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Men are like horoscopes....
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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