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A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.
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fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
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When god created the men he was only kidding
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
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Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
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Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
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ERP Functional Expert:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, map her into your system,
If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.
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The third student to try it was the engineering student, who
responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's
see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is
..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...
Well, it does seem right.
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