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Bill Gates:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees
But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.
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I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Chess players check their mates
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A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.
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"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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The third student to try it was the engineering student, who
responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's
see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is
..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...
Well, it does seem right.
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