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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What?
Ur eyes, sir !
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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky
would be in the palm of my hand."
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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.
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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the
greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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"My father always used to say that when
you die, if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life."
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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
to be a hundred minus one day, so I
never have to live without you."
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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.
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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."
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