Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
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• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gas attendants pump all day
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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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A complex system that doesn't work is
invariably found to have evolved from a
simpler system that worked just fine.
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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