# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.

I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Ambulance drivers come quicker

Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?