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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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"Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again."
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HR specialist:
If you love someone, set her free by offering her
VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
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REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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"The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!"
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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."
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