May I have the last dance? You've just had it.

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Truckers do it on the road

"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open