Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups??? A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom