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Why do men like masturbation?
Its sex with someone they love.
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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
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love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Chess players check their mates
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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.
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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
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Ä Why a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i
can handle anything!
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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.
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"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
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