The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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A True Luv
A true luve is something to know and feel
A true luv is never unreal.
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Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.
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Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjho
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex...
Age 25: Tri-weekly
Age 45: Try-weekly
Age 69: Try-weakly
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• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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What's the definition of a gentleman? Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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