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"If you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend."
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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Military do it on command!
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# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to ...
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