By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.

• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 came out, 2 have to go in so the room gets empty...

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

☻FRIENDSHIP TEST... thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A: A roaming catholic

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says "Hmmm... Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all the odd integers are prime."