What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train
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"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."
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They say women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and smell bad.
Q: Why don't men wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and smell bad and *don't* know it.
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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
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Lawyer:
If you love someone set her free
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment
of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.
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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
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# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."
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What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.
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