The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!

• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Gardeners do it in the bushes

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

Pessimist : If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.