Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

Does your name begin with: A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be very selfish, and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic.

My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

"There is no remedy for love but to love more."