HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request

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Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, it’s a nightmare, If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.