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"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."

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Pessimist : If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Australians do it Down Under

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Sex has no calories.

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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

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# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Mountain climbers like to be on top

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