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Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

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# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

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What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

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You're sweeter than glucose.

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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."

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Schwarzeneggers fans: If you love someone, set her free SHE’LL BE BACK !!!

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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

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• What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

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How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Firemen do it with a big hose

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