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How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."

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3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

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"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

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The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

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Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Firemen do it with a big hose

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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Schwarzeneggers fans: If you love someone, set her free SHE’LL BE BACK !!!

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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

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