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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

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I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

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A true luv is honest and trust is what its all about A true luv is never something to doubt.

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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"Don't forget to love yourself."

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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

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