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Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

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Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

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# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers

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You're sweeter than glucose.

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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.

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C++ Programmer: If {you love(m_she)} {m_she.free}( ); } else { if m_she = = null} m_she = new .she};

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

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