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You're sweeter than glucose.
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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.
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fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
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Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
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Stop.
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The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
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# When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
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ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
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