"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."