A true luv is there and always on ur mind A true luv is never unkind.

A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.

What is the difference between playing an English horn solo and wetting your pants? Both give you a warm feeling, but no one else cares.

Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife? A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!