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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
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I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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When you get to the point where you really
understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
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By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!
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