• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

"Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Does your name begin with: K You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous and giving , often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

A true luv is patient and understanding A true luv is never demanding.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? They make good paddles.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."