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"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

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• When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

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# Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.

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# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

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Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

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# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

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