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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.

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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.

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love: when intercourse is called making love. lust: all other times. marriage: what's intercourse?

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