I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.

"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !